Behold my new display at Fortunate Discoveries.
I think you should go buy one of these fine pieces.
Hey, Father's Day is coming up. Dads like Lake Michigan. It's true, I looked it up.
Now don't be such a bum. Your father worked hard to raise you right. If you were a lion cub, he might have eaten your sorry ass and then where would you be? The least you can do is say "thank you" and give him an awesome piece of art so he can remember how you are, in fact, his favorite child, every time he looks at it.
And if you think you need one for yourself as well, and believe me, you do, then I'll even sweeten the deal for you since the ducklings have put me in a good mood.
Here's what you do...go pick out the pieces you want and if you get more than one, ask Jhenai (or whoever is working) to call me because you read my blog and you don't care how long and rambling my posts are, dammit, you just love me anyway and you think you deserve a discount for your love. I will then confirm for her that you can have 10% off your total (1% for each duckling and the mama). This is not an advertised special anywhere else, no coupons, nothing like that. This is just because I do everything the ducklings tell me to do.
They told me just to offer this through Father's Day. After that, you can no longer toy with my emotions and expect discounts in exchange for flattery.
(Don't forget, if you go on Friday night, you also get to have a glass of wine and some munchies. Do go see the artists there. It's a cool space.)
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